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Friday, May 14, 2010

Language Idiot over here...

I don't know about the rest of you, but have you ever noticed that once we have children, our language abilities just go out the window and we talk like idiots...not saying our children are idiots, but instead we sound like an idiot talking baby/little kid talk. And it's not something that we do on purpose either, just like they pick up the correct way to pronounce words, we pick up the inherent, often unconscious, knack for using their pronunciation for most of our language. Here are some of our "now on a regular basis" words:

Noonoo's-noodles
Bathroom-Potty (even when I'm talking w/adults on the internet!)
Supper/Dinner-Meat
Milk-Nuk
Chocolate-docket
Water-Wa-eeee
Glass/Cup-Sippy
(Ass-Bum/Bummy/Bummies~
~this was a conscious change)
(Fuck-Fudge~this was a conscious change)
Movie-Moomie
Juice-Duce
Toy Bubble Car-BeepBeep Car
Crayon/Pen/Pencil-Write my name...
Kitty-Ki-yee
Doggy-Dawjee/Dawdee
(Shit-Aw Poop!!~this was a conscious change)

This is just the short list. Remember when we could say those all those wonderful "taboo" words....ahhh, the good ole' days.......

Much Luvz, Witchie

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